one time when i was 5 i was sitting next to this girl from my class and we really hated each other for whatever reason and she thought that apple seeds were deadly poisonous (bc we learned that you arent supposed to eat them so she jumped to conclusions i guess) so she tried to feed me one and i said no and looking back on it i realize that she legitimately tried to murder me

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